SFU officially becomes an engaged university

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Pop the champagne bottles and prepare for festivities! On January 1, SFU President Andrew Petter got down on one knee and asked Simon Fraser...
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What your textbook says about you

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Classes are in session, and students across all SFU campuses have been dishing out the big dollars to get their hands on textbooks that...
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How to take a good nude

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If you are a heterosexual male who says “No homo, bro,” after bestowing your friend with some love, I prohibit you from reading further;...
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Baby on plane actually crying about her carbon footprint

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Ever been on a plane and had a baby cry nonstop the entire flight? Well, those cries may have the intention of bringing you...
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Snowmageddon: A Vancouverite’s guide to dealing with snow

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The recent dumping of snow over our city has left Vancouverites feeling defenseless, hopeless, and just plain useless at times. We’re talking about people...
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Hot new slang to use in 2017

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Lemon-sucking fuck-face: Bae is a lazy acronym for lazy lovers who blow their load before you can even start thinking about having an orgasm....
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Best Hanukkah traditions I just made up

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Wintertime in North America is a fun time for goys, as you deck your halls and also everything else to the point where there...
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How to be an SFU gold digger

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Post-secondary academics suck your wallet dry and flood your calendar with to-dos. But if you can make some time in your busy life to...
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Who’s your SFSS sweetheart?

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It’s that time of year again! What time of year you ask? Christmas? No way, you silly son of a pancake-headed fuck. It’s mid...
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Political parties as vibrators

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Democrats You weren't really sure about this one. The packaging was nice and celebrities keep endorsing it, yet you've heard so many questionable things about...
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