Animal meeting concludes humans are garbage at recycling

By: Nathan T., Peak Associate Dear humans, We strongly encourage you to read the latest meeting minutes for the weekly Burnaby Mountain Conservation Area Bear Community...

Rogers is so “sowwy” about nationwide shortage!

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Oh noOoOoO!!! Hey Canada, we’re besties for-eve-sies, right? So itty bitty me is so sowwy you felt like I let you...

Leaked Among Us movie script

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Gentle readers, The Peak received an exclusive sneak peek of a script we are afraid of . . . the Among...

What does your favourite bottled water say about your midterm chances?

By: Luke Faulks, Opinions Editor The world is going to end in eight years thanks to climate change. Fortunately, the same corporations responsible for the...

SFUnexplained: Joy Johnson is the Editor-in-Chief of The Peak

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Joy Johnson is the president of Simon Fraser University. Or is she? I’ve given this a ton of thought...

McFogg the Dog is actually a queer icon

By: Chloë Arneson, News Writer In honour of pride month, The Peak wanted to shine a spotlight on one of our favourite underrated LGBTQIA2S+ icons,...

The most popular Starbucks drink according to your major

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer From the people who brought you your name intentionally spelled incorrectly, comes an even more aggravating experience to your local...

SFUnexplained: The geese are out to get us!

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer Have you noticed things just haven’t felt “right” lately? You’re not the only one. My pitch got no responses from...

Five exquisite ways to luxuriate in the dark academia aesthetic

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate and Portrait Holder of Dorian Gray Have you recently finished reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt? Has the slow ascension...

Re: Are they incomplete assignments or just boundaries?

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate Dearest Professor, Thank you for your email. While your message says I haven’t completed the assignment, I counter that I’m merely asserting...