Flirting with cute rock climbing girl

By: A hopeless romantic Day 1: I picked up climbing because I want to make more queer friends. Starting as a total newbie at the activity...

The breakdown of the modern gaydar

By: Dina Bounine, SFU Student Imagine, you’re on the bus and you see a guy (ew). He’s got a good mullet (as in one you...

All gays are hockey players

By: Linda Hazzbumple, Vancouver woman  How did I, a straight middle-aged white woman, end up at a gay club during arguably the busiest season of...

1800s Pitt Meadows couple fights over butter churner!

By: Quinn Mulcahy, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor I never knew that the SFU archives was actually a giant room with everything about...

SFU’s frat EXPOSED

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer, Staff Writer To think that every decision I made in my life somehow resulted in going to a...

A leaked conversation with SFU’s new chatbot — Cloud

By: Marie Jen Galilo, Cloud Bot Server Student: Greetings, Cloud. I need your help with an urgent matter.  Cloud: Student: I have no time for your...

My hidden disabilities were visible for a day

By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student   Tuesday night, I had the worst nightmare ever. My dream consisted of a cacophony of people screaming, “But you don’t...

I just want some flowers, please

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  When I was in grade school, I used to do a lot of musical theatre. You may think, lots of...

How to trick your father into getting a physical

By: Dr. Tomos Land, Trainee Father-o-trician When growing up, it’s pretty common to think of your dad as the strongest man in the universe. If...

A student athlete with god-given diving capabilities

By: STUDENT ATHLETE INCOMING Day 1 Dear Diary, I’ve always wanted to try a sport where I could get over my fear of heights and gain some...