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Dementors come to SFU only to find that all the souls are already gone

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By: Meghan Light SFU received an unexpected visit this week when Dementors infiltrated campus. Unfortunately, the Dementors were disappointed because they could not find what...
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Formal email translation

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By: Nathaniel Tok   Original: Dear Professor, I am writing to inform you about a potential problem that I am having with the students you assigned to be...
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What boys do in the washroom instead of washing their hands

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Men’s washrooms are more poisonous than the Sauder School snakes at UBC. You’d think that would make guys more likely to wash their hands...
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SFU students report mysterious yellow orb floating in the sky on Burnaby campus

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By: Aaron Richardson Students at the SFU Burnaby campus have been reporting sightings of a large yellow orb floating in the sky. Many have reported...
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The dildo-industrial complex

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By: Chinua Pires  We all remember January 17, 1961, the day when Dwight D. Eisenhower warned us of the ever growing presence of the little-talked-about...
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SFU researchers discover that literal toxic masculinity exists

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By: Gene Cole SFU chemists and sociobiologists have found out that there may be EVEN more harm connected to intense forms of masculinity than just...
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Secret study spots for when all the other ones are taken!

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Have you ever taken unreliable transit to campus on a day you didn’t have classes in hopes of having a productive study session —...
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The Legend of the Harvest Moon

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By: Gabrielle McLaren As all nights are under the harvest moon’s light, this one was cold. As little Susie Anne walked home, her breath materialized...
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Totally accurate explanations for those noises you hear at night

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By: Meghan Light Internal screaming I scream so much internally it’s probably given me tinnitus. Face it, you’re not going to meet any of your...
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Halloween costume alignment chart

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By: Winona Young Layout by: Gabriel Yeung
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024