SFU Contagion

The following are excerpts from one fearless investigative journalist, who risked their personal well-being to bring the truth to public attention. Their research began...

How to have sex as an SFU student

How can I incorporate more SFU school spirit into my sex life? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one time or another...

The Patronus you need

Someone doing the Pottermore Patronus quiz got a rat. That's like making out with Hermione, but halfway through the lip-locking session the Polyjuice Potion wears...

The official Peak Transit survival guide

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Where will you be when the world ends? Will you be in the library, cramming for that test? Will...

Seven existential thoughts you’ve had in a Starbucks line

1. When the only thing that's popping in your life is the cake pop   They look like the life of the party on the food shelf...

How to live like royalty at SFU

Universities have long been a stronghold for the elite and prestigious. Having a degree makes it much easier for the common folk to relate...

How to integrate being a hoe into your fall semester

1. Be prepared. No one wants to be sitting next to the person who needs a pen or piece of paper, and same goes...

Your awful summer romances as Pokémon

          Magikarp     When you were 16, you spent a whole month at summer camp being felt up by the kid with...

Real life monsters you may have forgotten about at SFU

With all the excitement over Pokémon Go, a lot of today’s youth have forgotten about the glories of observing real animals in the wild....

Inevitable gimmicks SFU admin will use to distract you from real campus issues

Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ The Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ is tough on university-eating fungus. This product is also guaranteed to keep nosy health and...