It’s elbows up — but also shut the fuck up

Political canvassing is not for the faint of heart. When some fellow leftist organizers I work with asked me to go doorknocking, I almost...

Most Requested Lime hits the airwaves

Mason: What’s a shakin’, Canada? This is Mason, your host with the most for Canada’s hit radio show — Most Requested Lime. As always,...

SFSS launches fall bar crawl to promote campus life

“Your freshman orientation week might be the most exciting one of your whole degree,” a SFSS representative declared to the crowd of eager first...

How to not be an NPC during your first week on campus

Have you ever played a video game and come across background characters who have no real purpose? These characters are called NPCs, or non-playable...

Top four email sign-offs

We are constantly writing emails as university students. Emails about grades. Emails about assignments. Emails answering questions that could have been answered if you...

Flirting with cute rock climbing girl

Day 1: I picked up climbing because I want to make more queer friends. Starting as a total newbie at the activity will be fun....

The breakdown of the modern gaydar

Imagine, you’re on the bus and you see a guy (ew). He’s got a good mullet (as in one you would see scrolling on...

All gays are hockey players

How did I, a straight middle-aged white woman, end up at a gay club during arguably the busiest season of all time — Vancouver...

1800s Pitt Meadows couple fights over butter churner!

I never knew that the SFU archives was actually a giant room with everything about the school ever. I thought it was just a...

SFU’s frat EXPOSED

To think that every decision I made in my life somehow resulted in going to a frat party is no small burden. I was...