SFU vs. UBC: The renewed rivalry

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate It was still light out at 8:32 p.m., and I felt unstoppable. I’m not proud of what I did, but...

CONFESSIONAL: I “pay it forward” in the drive-thru to gain aura points

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer Imagine you’re me. A writer, in an age of inflation and AI takeover. Like Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice,...

STATEMENT: Prime Minister Carney explains why he invited Modi to the G7 Summit

By: Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada OTTAWA — My fellow Canadians. It ‘tis I, Big Daddy Mark Carney, here.  India is run like a well-cooked...

A call for revolution (and moving sidewalks) at blusson hall

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate HEAR YE, HEAR YE! SFU storm bringers, we have gone on too long walking immeasurable distances from class to class. We...

I’m forever haunted by Harbour Centre Mall

By: Yulissa Huamani, Peak Associate Look, there’s nothing better than waking up at the crack of dawn to attend a lecture. I don’t expect anything...

CARTOON: The Trump and Musk breakup

By: Christine Aumueller

The Peak investigates: Jugo Juice closure

By: Coffee Brown, now in witness protection Coffee Brown was recently faced with his most difficult task as a member of the Beverage Mafia. Brown...

Pitt Meadows saves WrestleMania 42

By: Katie Walkley, SFU student This week, WWE fans of British Columbia are celebrating with more fervour than Hulk Hogan flexing his win against Andre...

2025 song of the summer shortlist

By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s June, and the vibes are off. We’re in a climate apocalypse, the billionaires are...