Cunk on Mountain: SFU professor reveals what politics really are

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer They say that politics is real, veryrealpolitiks, I think, is what the experts call it. But does it really feel...

The rivalry between The Ubyssey and The Peak

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor A few weeks ago, The Peak’s staff attended NASH, Canada’s National Student Journalism Conference. While my colleagues went into...

Beware of evil chipmunk pop stars when raising your child

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer When raising a child, you must follow three golden abstinences. A satisfying life is often defined through experiences gained...

Local school district Pokémon-ifies Black History Month curriculum

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer Official Memo TO: School faculty and staff  FROM: Board of Education of School District No. 145 DATE: Jan 26, 2026 SUBJECT: Emergency BHM...

When your chai latte order goes wrong

By: Michelle Young, Co-Editor-in-Chief I will not say chai tea, I will not say chai tea, I will not say chai tea. I chant in...

Top three places to go on your first date at SFU

By: Heidi Kwok, Dating Specialist Hello lovebirds. First, let me congratulate you on finally scoring yourself a date — and just in time for Valentine’s...

Peak positions: Sex tips from your student paper

By: Your Bedsheets Tired of the same boring old stuff in the bedroom? Hoping to spice things up? Look no further. Here are The...

Cactus Club uniform required for entry

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “May I, monsieur, offer my services without the risk of intruding?”  Let me introduce myself first. From my white T-shirt,...

COMIC: The raccoons fall for a human’s tricks

By: Mason Mattu and Katie Walkley

It’s fucking simple: How to NOT spray your fellow transit riders with your yucky umbrella water

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s 8:10 a.m. — I just woke up literally an hour ago. I’m crinkling up the aluminum foil which once...