Top three places to go on your first date at SFU

By: Heidi Kwok, Dating Specialist Hello lovebirds. First, let me congratulate you on finally scoring yourself a date — and just in time for Valentine’s...

Peak positions: Sex tips from your student paper

By: Your Bedsheets Tired of the same boring old stuff in the bedroom? Hoping to spice things up? Look no further. Here are The...

Cactus Club uniform required for entry

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “May I, monsieur, offer my services without the risk of intruding?”  Let me introduce myself first. From my white T-shirt,...

COMIC: The raccoons fall for a human’s tricks

By: Mason Mattu and Katie Walkley

It’s fucking simple: How to NOT spray your fellow transit riders with your yucky umbrella water

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s 8:10 a.m. — I just woke up literally an hour ago. I’m crinkling up the aluminum foil which once...

Pineapples defy new pizza permission policy

By: Maya Papaya On Friday, Burnaby witnessed its 67th protest concerning pizza purist legislation. Bill C-XX, a provincial law restricting the allowed composition of pizza...

The Peak investigates: Students falling down the stairs from Blusson Hall to the AQ

By: Heidi Kwok, Investigative Journalist-In-Training As a wannabe-investigative journalist, I was determined to follow in the footsteps of my predecessors at The Peak Investigates column....

Survival guide: post-holiday edition

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Diva After the holidays, everything sucks. I love the part of winter when all I do is stuff my face with...

Hallmark presents: Love on the Mountaintop

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and an executive producer with Hallmark  MAGGIE BENSTON CENTRE - REGISTRAR SERVICES DESK  SIMON FRASER UNIVERSITY  HOLLY is conversing with REGISTRAR OFFICE...

The Clausgate Scandal: How Big Beverage tried to cancel Christmas

By: Zainab Salam, Reporter in Hiding  By the time the headline “Santa Claus Hates Everyone” ricocheted across the internet and news outlets, the world had...