How to live like royalty at SFU

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Universities have long been a stronghold for the elite and prestigious. Having a degree makes it much easier for the common folk to relate...
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How to integrate being a hoe into your fall semester

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1. Be prepared. No one wants to be sitting next to the person who needs a pen or piece of paper, and same goes...
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Your awful summer romances as Pokémon

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          Magikarp     When you were 16, you spent a whole month at summer camp being felt up by the kid with...
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Real life monsters you may have forgotten about at SFU

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With all the excitement over Pokémon Go, a lot of today’s youth have forgotten about the glories of observing real animals in the wild....
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Inevitable gimmicks SFU admin will use to distract you from real campus issues

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Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ The Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ is tough on university-eating fungus. This product is also guaranteed to keep nosy health and...
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Butt Plugs that aren’t but should be on the market

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The Spring “Jumping your partner’s bones has never been this fun.”   The Feather Duster “Take that french maid fantasy to the next level.”   Mario Raccoon Tail “Hit up the...
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Other stupid holidays white people are bound to advocate for

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You may notice that we white people seem to ask for a whole load of stupid holidays. What most people don’t know, however, is...
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New line of Dyson products announced

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Dyson, makers of the iconic ball-based upright vacuums and blade-less electric fans, have recently announced their upcoming products at a private shareholder-only event. We...
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If SFU was more like Hogwarts . . .

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Taking the stairs to class would be far more forgiving on your knees. Participation marks would suddenly become the most entertaining part of class. School...
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The Crank Files: 2Pac and Kimbo Slice are alive in Cuba

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This month we lost legendary MMA fighter Kimbo Slice — or at the very least, that’s what the media wants us to think. This...
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