South Korea decimated by invading Northern forces, imagines Jong Un

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Jong Un stands tall on crumpled enemy forces; actually a pile of legos By Gary Lim PYONGYANG — Several waves of Taepodong-3 missiles launched from...
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Syrian president hopes that the country’s rebelliousness is just a phase

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President assures nation he knows what it's like to be young; who the man is By Gary Lim ALEPPO — In a brief peace between ...
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Sedin twins conjoined

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Canucks hope to offset weak win record using with horrific science By Gary Lim Photos by Mark Burnham VANCOUVER — The world of hockey may...
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Stuff we HATE

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By Gary Lim and Ljudmila Petrovic Manitoba Manitoba is Canada’s worst province. There I said it. If Canada was a family, Manitoba would be the...
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SFU R-R-Roll up team looking for new players to roll over opponents

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SFU's Roll Up Team aiming to cream opponents next season; two sugars By Timothy H. Bitts Photos by Ljudmila Petrovic It’s that time of the ...
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Word on the Street: Anti-vaccination summit.

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Q: SFU held a controversial anti-vaccination conference last week. Thoughts? Anti-Vaccine Movement Room temperature IQs  “HEY. VACCINES ARE BAD. HEY, HEY, HEY. COM’ON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK...
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Ski Ninjas: Cash Crab

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        By Kyle Lees See more at Skininjas.com!
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Berthouse: Birdbath

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By Eleanor Qu and Justin Stevens
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The Pope Pipe

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With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be...
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An open letter to the person who stole my bookbag

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Dear sir or madam,   Before I begin, may I be the first to thank you for stealing my book bag? While your act of thievery...
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