Ski Ninjas: Butt Plug

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

This article is about a man who only read the headlines of articles

By Brad McLeod BURNABY — A local man believes that he is just as well informed and educated as any full newspaper reader by simply...

Petter Watch: June 18th

Six empty bottles of Purell hand sanitizer found in Petter's office following convocation.

Join the Club: The Sarah Whitaker Club

New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Running out of pills to combat the crippling loneliness? Well I’ll bet...

Word on the Street: How’s the weather?

“Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? Next.” Rebecca Winters — Speed Dater   “Wait, is this really — I mean actually? Oh god, *joyful sobbing...

The Daily Snooze: Star Trek

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

Ski Ninjas: Skinny Couple

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Petter Watch: June 11th

Petter only has one more try at PIN before Booster Juice rejects his card.

The Daily Snooze: Decapitation

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

Horoscopes: June 11th

Aries (March 21 – April 20) The stars have no idea where those 10 bucks went? What you do mean you don’t believe them? Are...