The Winter Break Warning

The Winter Break Warning ~ A Tale of the Transitional Period ~ Waking up in the afternoon, Then going back to sleep— Drinking every drink And eating what you...

Resolving through university

First-years: I will plan out my whole degree this year and stick to it, so I can finish in four years. I will...

Carols of January

Written by: Kitty Cheung Ahh, back to school season for the new year. The Peak has compiled a list of January carols to help us...

Transit Talk: Your bus won’t come on time, even with a snowless winter

After several wet, cold, class-cancellation snow falls over the past few years, it looks like the upcoming months may be a much-needed break from...

Student Vending Machine

Written by: Gabrielle McLaren

Comedic Poetry: Things more fun than final exams

Written by: Youeal Abera Racing down a hill On a bike with no brakes — Hitting a beehive With my bare, entire face. Walking on hot coals And licking them...

Dear Professor-such-and-such

Written by: Aaron Richardson I am emailing to inform you that my incompetence as both a student and a human being has gotten the best...

SFU’s newest accredited sport: professional transiting

Written by: Dhruv Taware Since its inception, SFU has been the undisputed best university to ever be located on top of Burnaby Mountain. One of...

The Guinness Book of SFU Records

Written by: Jennifer Low It’s about time SFU finally recognized us, its students, for all we do. From the countless hours of late-night Netflix binge-watching...