Top five WWE moves to destroy ChatGPT

By: Mason Mattu, professional AI assassin I may be a News Writer for The Peak — but on the side, I am a professional AI...

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By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer People like to boast about ditching class, and honestly, why not? Why would you spend two to three hours...

Fondness for my Chromebook (After Siaara Freeman)

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Oh, Chromebook. I heard you’ve restarted unexpectedly . . . again And that’s OK. I’m not annoyed!  I love restoring all my...

Trump appoints Onijah Robinson as USAID administrator

By: Mason Mattu, member of the SFU <3 Onijah Fan Club WASHINGTON, DC — In a hastily-called press conference on March 3, US President...

CONFESSIONALS: I work out from home so no one can see me fall

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Health and fitness trends come and go. If you’re old enough, you start to see them repeating. Look me in...

UmbraCity or UmbraSyndicate?

By: Thievius Raccoonus, SFU Student UmbraCity has set up its oddly dystopian-looking kiosks across Vancouver, allowing consumers to rent umbrellas when unexpected rain decides to...

The benefits of being Black in a mostly non-Black community

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Kendrick performed at the Super Bowl last week, and while I didn’t watch the performance (I refuse to watch men...

Horoscopes February 17–23

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  “It’s private, but no.”  The stars think you should spend more time telling nosy people to mind their business,...

The rumours are true, I have flirted with a man before

By: C Icart, Humour Editor I’m 25, and honestly, it’s great. Love being 25. Like yesterday, I wanted a chocolate bar, so I just bought...