Government to allow corporate naming rights for geographic features

OTTAWA — In an effort to combat their national debts, the governments of Canada, the United States and Mexico, announced yesterday that they have...

‘Sci-fi football’ remains less popular than ‘fantasy’ equivalent

CHICAGO — Although fantasy football has seen increases in its popularity every year since its creation, it’s one-time rival ‘sci-fi football’ continues to stay...

Man forced to rant angrily about late bus too tired to verbally abuse family

SURREY — A 25-minute delay of the 319 bus at Scott Road Station last night has left a local man completely eviscerated after he...

Family hit hard with 12 year-old’s Coke addiction

BURNABY —The Gonzales family has had a lot of tough breaks since arriving in Canada including a lack of jobs, repossessions and a house...

Lacking funds for “food,” new restaurant opens as specialty “Breatharian” establishment

VANCOUVER — Capitalizing on the ever increasing number of specialty restaurants in the city, a new restaurant opened last week which is expected to...

Rebellious teen has nose pierced despite no objections from parents

YOUR REGION — In a dramatic show of her free spirit, “can't be tamed” attitude, a 16 year-old girl in your area has decided...

Popular crack-smoker Rob Ford facing controversy after allegedly not cleaning up after his dog

TORONTO — Popular crack-smoking, alcoholic mayor, Rob Ford, is in hot water this week after he was spotted not picking up after his poodle...

Little-known Meanings Behind Well-known Nicknames

Shakuntala Devi, “The Human Calculator” Why she's called this: Despite her impressive math skills, Devi actually earned this nickname due primarily to her uncanny ability to...

Amateur comedian joins Twitter in search of larger indifferent audience

YOUR REGION — After toying with the idea for quite some time, a local amateur comic has finally decided to join the popular social...