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Tippy Top Ten: Midterms

Here are the Tippy Top Ten signs you failed your midterms last week…

10. Answered every question with “C” on oral exam

9. Tutorials were cancelled this week but only for you

8. Apparently Marshall McLuhan isn’t the Green Lantern’s alter-ego

7. Instead of a smiley face, your test had a barfing emoji

6. Accidently used a number 3 pencil on scantron

5. Professor keeps telling you about assignments you’ll be doing next semester

4. This is the first time you’re hearing about any midterms

3. You plagiarized from the washroom’s hand-washing instructions

2. Started off essay with phrase “Listen dude”

1. Turns out the kid you cheated off of was only half-Asian

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