Peakie gets outdoorsy

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became...

The nice weather is back and so is Peakie

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that...

Want to be a certified Olympian? Now you can!

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer With the Paris 2024 Olympics quickly approaching, many of us at home lament that we can’t participate in the rigorous...

Joy Johnson breathes a sigh of relief because there is no SFU encampment

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of genocide. As she was sitting in her office reading the most recent message from the UBC president...

Get in girl, we’re serotoninmaxxing

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Dear diary,  Today, I watched a reel of a mother telling her daughters to go outside via a parody of Jojo...

Relentless reasons to (not) love spring

Editor's note: a previous version of this article referenced the song “Cotton Eye Joe.” It has come to our attention that this song has...

Horoscopes May 6 – 12

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  Just delete all your social media. You do not have the self-control to prevent yourself from typing, “must...

A hate letter to my immune system

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Sick Dear body, We’ve had our differences these past two months, huh? Since you’ve wrecked my stomach day after day for no apparent...

Casting for Love Is Blind: SFU Edition is underway

By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer Yes, you read that correctly — the Netflix favourite reality TV series, Love Is Blind, is coming to SFU!...

Everyone and their dog is at the beach

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Spring is in the air! Or is it? The first nice day of the year brings all the winter hibernators...