If SFU were like an RPG . . .

1) Research assignments and expeditions would be all the more adventurous to take part in! 2) Costly building renovations could be completed simply by getting...

A gentlemen’s guide on what to do when caught masturbating

Let’s face it: there’s nothing more natural than masturbation. Jerking it, beating the meat, choking the chicken — fellas, the reason we have so...

Four things every great hentai needs

By: Anonymous, SFU Student 1. A generic protagonist  Maybe he’ll have coloured hair if he’s important, but then people won’t “relate” to him. You’ll want to make...

Butt Plugs that aren’t but should be on the market

By: Justin Stevens The Spring “Jumping your partner’s bones has never been this fun.”   The Feather Duster “Take that french maid fantasy to the next level.”   Mario Raccoon Tail “Hit...

Your sex life according to your major

Your major is a personal choice — one which can reflect your personality, quirks, and even your desires.  It only makes logical sense that...

Sex Advice with Wally Bergmann

“My partner and I were discharged from the hospital after discovering an inconvenient allergy to candle wax. On one hand, lighting them closes up our throats...

Pokémon Go has ruined my sex life

He leaned in for a kiss. I did the same. We embraced, and it was great — there’s something about geeky guys that really...

An Open Letter from an Unrepentant Foodie

Anyone who knows me personally knows that one of my greatest passions in life is good food. Legend has it, in fact, that like...

Other stupid holidays white people are bound to advocate for

You may notice that we white people seem to ask for a whole load of stupid holidays. What most people don’t know, however, is...

You know you’re a gender studies student when…

As a student in the tiny department of gender, sexuality, and women’s studies (GSWS), I get to be in the most engaging, thought-provoking, and...