Real life monsters you may have forgotten about at SFU

With all the excitement over Pokémon Go, a lot of today’s youth have forgotten about the glories of observing real animals in the wild....

Expectations versus reality: Promises for next semester

What you say: “I’ll start my essays way before they’re even due!” What you’ll actually do: Sit around playing League of Legends and watching videos...

Desperate student attempts blood ritual to garner passing grade

As if fears of residence closure and hiking tuition costs on campus weren’t bad enough, residences on Burnaby campus are now facing a scare...

Five movie roles Daniel Radcliffe will take to make you forget he was Harry Potter

Let’s face it: being associated with a single role isn’t easy, especially if you are a young actor in Hollywood. For Daniel Radcliffe, it...

Inevitable gimmicks SFU admin will use to distract you from real campus issues

Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ The Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ is tough on university-eating fungus. This product is also guaranteed to keep nosy health and...

Five questions every Christian student has heard

Hi, I'm Bernice, and I am a Christian. I go to church on Sundays, read the Bible, and believe that a guy named Jesus...