Top three things about the Tim Hortons that will grind your gears

1) Choosing the wrong line At peak hours, choosing the correct lineup at Tim Hortons is an exercise in economic game theory. There are multiple...

Recent blackouts caused by campus-wide pre-crime system

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate The Father's Day blackout — which occurred at 4:30 p.m. and affected the electrical systems and phone lines across Burnaby Mountain...

The Crank Files: 2Pac and Kimbo Slice are alive in Cuba

This month we lost legendary MMA fighter Kimbo Slice — or at the very least, that’s what the media wants us to think. This...

Laugh Track: An interview with the hosts of Vancouverite, Amber Harper-Young and Brent Constantine

Get to know the folks behind the laughter, as The Peak explores the burgeoning Vancouver comedy scene with our recurring column, Laugh Track. From...

Amazing Grace N. Howl: 3,000 Miles to Graceland

It’s been a long and tedious few weeks of data entry. Co-op was always advertised as something fun and refreshing, and I feel like...

CJSF 90.1 broadcasts test answers from fifth floor AQ bathroom

In a recent bid to gain listeners, SFU radio station CJSF 90.1 FM has begun broadcasting test answers. The hope is that students will...

Study reveals that executive student unions exist only to pad resumés

SFU has over 100 clubs and student unions, all of which are excellent avenues for networking, gaining experience, and the occasional ego boost. However,...

The Crank Files: Was Curious George Originally About A Human?

Beneath the veneer of normalcy lies a world of dark shadows and the macabre. Bizarre cults, conspiracies, and creatures abound. One man seeks...