Humour Archives - Page 217 of 243

“Flash Paintball” shockingly much more destructive than standard “Flash Mob”

Humour EIC - November 12, 2013 0

VANCOUVER — Police were called to a home in east Vancouver today after receiving several calls from nearby residents who described a “massive gunfight”...

Rapper rumoured to have penned new album in which he discusses his superior merits

Humour EIC - November 12, 2013 0

NEW YORK — Exciting news emerged last weekend as an iMessage leak revealed information on the subject matter of a popular gangsta-rapper’s not-yet-released album....

Local jogger apprehended after running from police

Humour EIC - November 4, 2013 1

VANCOUVER — A man was brought into custody early this morning after running past a police squad car, and therefore clearly guilty of some...

Student knows he could quit video games if he wanted to

Humour EIC - November 4, 2013 1

SHELL HOUSE — Jeremy Johnson, a second-year student at Simon Fraser University could quit video games anytime, like any time . . . if...

Roommate swears he should have more beers left in fridge

Humour EIC - November 4, 2013 0

THE TOWNHOUSES — SFU student, Bill Ryan, told reporters Monday that he strongly believes he should have more beers left in his fridge. His claim...

Midterm literally destroys student

Humour Peak Web - November 4, 2013 0

BLUSSON HALL — With midterm season well underway for most of SFU’s undergraduate population, many students are feeling the pressure of looming exam dates....

Culturally insensitive jack-o’-lanterns to avoid this Halloween

Humour EIC - October 28, 2013 0

Of course we all know that Halloween is a fun time to get together and have good wholesome fun. Kids get to go out...

CUPE Local 15 alleges Vancouver bargained in bad faith

SFU Residence Hall Association launches petition calling for affordable housing

Creativity shines at Ethọ́s Lab’s annual Blackathon

SFU students rally in solidarity with Iranians amid ongoing protests

We need to implement universal basic income

A letter to Premier David Eby

The AI gender gap should not be mischaracterized as a skill issue

There is a need for third spaces in the roommate economy

Nutritious Nibbles: Greek halva

Ana Falastini explores Palestinian culture

Black Artivism: Fighting systemic racism through art

Spring After Spring spotlights the history of Chinatown’s Lunar New Year parade

SFYou: Dr. Cornel Bogle

AI is not a magic trick

Long Story Short: I’m learning to redefine my understanding of rest

Temporal, spatial, and interrelational passages from The Lyre 16’s team

Cactus Club uniform required for entry

COMIC: The raccoons fall for a human’s tricks

It’s fucking simple: How to NOT spray your fellow transit riders with your yucky umbrella water

Pineapples defy new pizza permission policy

Wayne Gretzky’s false Canadiana

Former SFU women’s basketball coach inducted into Canadian Basketball Hall of Fame

How the Red Leafs fared to start 2025

Staying active when everything feels expensive