This article is about nothing

Why are you reading this? I already told you this article was about nothing. It’s in the headline for Christ’s sake. Were you really...

HUMOUR: The statue emporium at the bottom of Burnaby Mountain attempts a radio ad

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! This Sunday only, Ital Decor Ltd. — that place with all of the statues you sometimes see while riding the 135...

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Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker) 8—10 Servings (by Jacey Gibb The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb)

HUMOUR: SFU Burnaby’s most haunted locations

With an area as vast and historical as Burnaby Mountain, is it really any surprise that every year reports flood in from witnesses who...

A thank you letter to Tim Hunt

Thank you, Tim Hunt. Thank you for successfully outlining the key feelings I have long held about what’s been holding back my scientific pursuits. In...

HUMOUR: Delta plans shutdown of Alex Fraser Bridge for Magic: The Gathering tournament

Shortly after the cancellation of the widely criticised ‘Om the Bridge,’ another familiar politician, Delta mayor Lois Jackson, announced that the city will be shutting...

HUMOUR: An open letter to the people convocating this semester

First off, congratulations are in order for the class of 2015. You did it, graduates. You deserve it after four to 10 (or more)...

This week in comics

Will this be tested? (by Serena Chan) Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake)   Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey...

HUMOUR: Mandatory blinding deemed only feasible option for male scientists

Since the profound and extremely accurate remarks made by Nobel Prize winner Tim Hunt — that having women in the lab always leads to...