An SFU background extra tell-all

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief SFU students have been observing a strange phenomenon across campuses — more and more common areas filled with students just hanging...

Your pain is your endometriosis’ gain

By: Cynthia Piña, Peak Associate Content warning: mention of blood, graphic description of laproscopic surgery. Hi!!! I’m endometriosis, and I’m not going to leave you alone...

Horoscopes June 10 – 16

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19   You’re built completely different. Look at you getting last-minute candy in the Burnaby campus vending machine room,...

It’s been 84 years since you opened my app

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer My dear friend, Oh, how I miss you dearly. My algorithm yearns for your endless searches for queer shows that get...

Autocorrect is so high on itself it thinks it’s correct

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Content warning: vinegar language. Correction: vulgar.  Dear fellow victims of autocorrect fascinations frustrations, If autocorrect is the bane of your existence like...

Here comes the Boy Mom

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer I’ve seen some catty shit in my line of work. Bridezillas, cheating grooms, unsavoury uncles; you name it, I’ve seen...

Joy Johnson realizes she took her guard down too soon

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of genocide. Joy Johnson is exasperated because she does not know what more she could’ve done! The Board...

Four words that would be connected if they were different words is not a connection

By: C Icart, Humour Editor An NYT Connections a day keeps the brain rot at bay. However, it may tear your family apart. It’s true!...

Gen Z learning Gen Alpha slang to beat “aging like milk” allegations

By: C Icart, Humour Editor A local Zoomer (they did not want to be referred to as such, but this is my article and I...

Horoscopes May 27 – June 2

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers Listen, who are you trying to kid? You’re gonna show up to the bar...