President Joy Johnson is an AI hologram

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Hear me out: president Joy Johnson is actually a hologram powered with artificial intelligence. She has given clear clues from...

Your SFU Horoscopes: November 22–28

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Collect as many crystals as you can to master every aura. Some special stones can bring you joy and...

Study session drinking games

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor This November, finals season looms with major assignments piling up like the laundry I’ve been meaning to do for three...

Your SFU Horoscopes: November 15–21

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: You’re bold. Unconventional. Fucking feral. You’re a coyote, and more specifically the second one to make eye contact with...

Terrible tattoos to match your major

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Business  You should get a tattoo of the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where Mark Hanna and Jordan Belfort...

Rare cryptids to spot on campus

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Welcome to a wildlife safari here at SFU! We’ll be taking a tour of the campus. According to legend, rare...

The absolutely true story of when SFU met UBC

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer The Absolutely TRUE Romantic Story of when SFU Met UBC By: shy_SFUxUBC_sh!pper Chapter: 1/? Updated: November 10, 2016 Disclaimer: Okay, before you haters come...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac

Your SFU Horoscopes: November 8–14

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Wednesday is Vanilla Cupcake Day! The day will be a piece of cake after you stress-bake nine dozen cupcakes....

How to pay off your student loans

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Stop spending money on coffee and invest in yourself If you’re spending $6 a day on fancy...