Humour
Amazing Grace N. Howl: Co-op D’État
June 13, 2016In the wake of a godawful and miserable loss to some nobody for SFSS president, I have decided that I, Grace N. Howl, will instead be setting my sights on something bigger. I have locked my hawk-eyes on something much more prestigious and rewarding than any silly presidential race. Why play imaginary president when you can take over the boss of your company and dominate your workplace, one measly co-worker…
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Cannibal Student Union gets snubbed by SFSS
June 6, 2016After many bloody and agonizing weeks, it was announced last Friday that the Cannibal Student Union’s (CSU) application for official registration as a sanctioned club was denied by the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS). With the club being dubbed “the…
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Six ways to get the perfect beach body
June 6, 2016Beach season is rapidly approaching, but don’t worry — The Peak has got you covered with the quickest and coolest tricks to get that perfect beach body you’ve been conditioned over years and years to believe is ideal. These tricks…
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I rented my arm as a makeshift plunger to pay my tuition
June 6, 2016With rising tuition costs becoming more and more of a reality, it shouldn't come as a surprise that money is always on students’ minds. For most students this means finding a part-time job, especially when summer rolls around. That leaves…
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Laugh Track: An interview with The Lady Show’s Fatima Dhowre and Katie-Ellen Humphries
June 6, 2016At no point during my interview with Katie-Ellen Humphries and Fatima Dhowre did anyone use the term ‘supergroup,’ and yet it’s a word I keep returning to when I think of The Lady Show. On their own, Dhowre, Humphries, Morgan…
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