Lana Del Rey’s hologram to headline Fall Kickoff

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Picture this: Lana Del Rey, singing Chemtrails Over The Country Club, frantically flying over an audience, and waving her arms...

The OneBC party is here to stop Comrade Rustad

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer The leader of the BC Conservative party, John Rustad, has recently lost the plot. He seems to be suppressing the...

Dig, Baby Dig: SFU’s bold economic and educational plan

By: Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Inspired by the rapid passing of BC’s Bill 15: The Infrastructure Projects Act, and the federal Bill C-5: One Canadian...

SFU vs. UBC: The renewed rivalry

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate It was still light out at 8:32 p.m., and I felt unstoppable. I’m not proud of what I did, but...

SFU’s cheery campus renovation hoax

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate SFU’s summer semester has been absolutely thrilling. From the koi pond being evacuated, sucked dry, and refilled to loitering...

CONFESSIONAL: I “pay it forward” in the drive-thru to gain aura points

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer Imagine you’re me. A writer, in an age of inflation and AI takeover. Like Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice,...

Operation grit: the hidden experiment behind your commute

By: The Peak’s lead undercover journalist and Big Pedometer’s least loyal employee Our story starts on a Tuesday that felt like a Thursday — existentially,...

STATEMENT: Prime Minister Carney explains why he invited Modi to the G7 Summit

By: Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada OTTAWA — My fellow Canadians. It ‘tis I, Big Daddy Mark Carney, here.  India is run like a well-cooked...

Gossip Peakie: The messiah, not-so-hot frat bros, and squirrels

By: Gossip Peakie Hey Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here, your one and only source for all the hot goss you’re trying to shove off...

A call for revolution (and moving sidewalks) at blusson hall

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate HEAR YE, HEAR YE! SFU storm bringers, we have gone on too long walking immeasurable distances from class to class. We...