Youtube server shutdown accidentally leads to increased productivity and havoc

Youtube’s servers were temporarily offline last Monday, leaving many devoted viewers and users in the dark. Following the 22 hours and 13 minutes of...

Bad batch of candy corn could harm trick or treaters’ taste buds, warn police

Police are warning trick or treaters about a particularly uninspiring batch of candy corn that could pose a risk to children’s taste buds. “No one...

Halloween: Then vs Now

Costumes Then: We lived in a fantasy dream world of cute pumpkins, cuddly elephants, and creepy zombie brides. Sure, we didn’t have Frozen princesses, but...

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Modern pranks to scare with this Halloween

There’s no doubt about it: October is the scariest time of year around SFU. With the fog rolling in and Halloween drawing near, the...

Progressive grade-schooler announces fair trade offerings for Fruit Roll-Up

In a historic decision that has been generating buzz all around the playground, second-grade student Billy Stanford has made a pledge to honour only...

Nursery rhymes for nihilists

The itsy bitsy spider Went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and Washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. And the...

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Prominent Occupy Central supporter revealed to be pro-annexation British colonel

Members of the Occupy Central movement were surprised this week to learn that one of their most vocal supporters, ex-Special Air Service commander Percival...

Cat fed up with human constantly puking and shiting on her good toilet

After months of rampant speculation and backroom meetings, area cat Whiskers has confirmed that she is sick of her human treating her toilet as...