Horoscopes July 22–28

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By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 This summer, please take a course on internet safety and the effects of AI. I know you want...
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Why do we live in a world where the only reward for hydrating is a large amount of piss?

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor Calling all members of the overhydration nation!  Why did you recruit me? I can’t live like this anymore; I have things...
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Not a message from the president: Everything I missed in the 2023–24 community report

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By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer As we come to the end of this mundane, troublesome, and cost-ineffective academic year, it’s time to jog down memory...
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Saturday Fight Night: The vengeful Ah Choo vs. the undefeated Seasonal Allergies

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By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture Editor Snee: Welcome back to another installment of Saturday Fight Night! My name is Snee, and tonight, I’ll be...
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Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a...
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When you can’t graduate on time because that one last course you need isn’t offered

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By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Nothing’s more exhilarating than knowing you’re one course away from graduation. Just one more semester, and you’ll finally have grown...
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Horoscopes July 8–14

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By: Sonya Janeshewski, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  If you’re an Aries man, yikes. You’re already prone to Chronic Mansplaining, which can be reputation-threatening if not...
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Cryptics of coffee shop Wi-Fi

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By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer After a long day of classes, I roam downtown, looking for a place to sit and do some work. I’m...
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Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what...
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Horoscopes July 1–7

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By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Aries March 21–April 19  Isekai this, isekai that. Everything you own is isekai because you deeply relate to boring protagonists with no...
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