Where your SFU tuition dollars REALLY go

You know that you just emptied your wallet and your savings recently on tuition, but do you know where the money that would’ve allowed...

How to get to know your prof

By: Gabrielle McLaren Obviously, while making your schedule you had ratemyprofessors.com open in another tab, but you’ve been burned by inadequate reviews before — and...

Dear InstaCrush part two

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! Dear @InstaCrush, It has happened. Our paths have crossed — and not just because I’ve scrolled to the end of...

Five ways that university is just like obedience school

By: Holly French Let’s face it — back-to-school season isn’t just for humans. Your furry, four-legged friends are headed off to obedience classes and they...

Secret SFU campus found beneath Burnaby Mountain exclusively for left-handed students

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Construction workers were shocked late last week when they accidentally uncovered a hidden subterranean campus exclusively for left-handed students....

SFU Burnaby campus: A molehill made into a profitable mountain?

By: Aaron Richardson It has recently been discovered that the location of SFU’s Burnaby campus is not, as most believe, on top of Burnaby Mountain....

Say it with flowers

By: Gabrielle McLaren Because everybody was suffocating in their corsets, had their pantaloons in a bunch, or were starting to grapple with the horrible series...

Spot the first-year

By: Aaron Richardson Students at SFU don’t always get along; we all like and hate different things. But now that fall has come around and...

How to endure a family barbecue

By: Holly French What’s the difference between a family barbeque and a zoo? One is filled with horrible, ravenous, snarling beasts ready to tear each...