By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer  Hey, kitten. Maybe too soon for pet names, especially because I don’t know if a second date is on the cards after the way our first one went.  I’m sorry I picked a board game café under the ruse it would be romantic. I forgot that Monopoly is a game that takes 15 hours to play and I kept going bankrupt. I promise I’m not actually broke in real life, too . . . but I see how my card declining when I tried to renew the parking space suggests that. It’s because the bank flagged it as a suspicious purchase because I don’t usually stoop as low as that kind of joint . . . showing how much...