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Why you should go to puppy therapy, like, now

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OMG I just went to the most adorbs exam stress reliever event EVER: puppy therapy! Here are like some of my reasons why these doggies are like, wayyy better than Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

1. You, like, get all the likes on social media.

My pic with the cutest Golden Retriever doggie got me 150 likes on Insta! I felt so fetch.

2. You feel #blessed.

Like, it’s not everyday where I get to pet a cute animal, you know? How #blessed I am.

3. You get cuddles and kissies! XOXO

When the puppies lick your hand and face it’s like, OMG. . . #melting #feelingloved

4. The puppies are soft, like your UGG boots.

It’s like you’re cuddling your cozy UGG boots — so like, they’re not just for your feet anymore, but that, like, soft cushiony feeling is everywhere.

5. CUTENESS OVERLOAD! :O :O :O
OMG ALL THE DOGGIES ARE CUTE AF ASJFDKJFIDSOJFLSJDFL <3 <3 <3

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