Tippy Top Ten: St. Patrick’s Day

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your St. Patrick’s Day Party Sucked…

10. Green beer didn’t have any dye in it

9. Leprechaun only gave out one wish each

8. Celtic dancing was based entirely on Rajon Rondo moves

7. There was a potato chip famine

6. Playlist was exclusively from Adam Clayton solo albums

5. Guests fondly reminisced about Bloody Sunday  

4. Confused Ireland with Iceland

3. Bunk-ass shamrock was all seeds and stems

2. There were only 15 fights before 8 o’clock

1. You remember it

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