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Where are they now?

Ever wonder what happened to those (HALLOWEEN-RELATED) celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions like an idiot and find out where they are — now!   

Casper

Casper the Friendly Alive Human Being

Unfamous sickly child

Remember this guy? Sure, he certainly was friendly but other than that there was nothing particularly special or interesting about Casper the Friendly Alive Human Being. After spending the majority of his life battling illness, he died at a young age with being ‘friendly’ as his only legacy. Amazingly though Casper the Friendly Alive Human Being would actually become more famous in death and ended up becoming the well-known spirit of today, Casper the Friendly Ghost! Who ever said death wasn’t the best route to celebrity?

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Victims of Zombie Bites

The Former Living Alive

While many zombie bite victims spent their lives prior to their attack contributing to society, communicating with others through words and bending their knees as they walk, that all changed after their bites. Nowadays, these people are real assholes and have totally given up on all of their former hobbies and aspirations to just focus on nothing but ‘brains.’ Sure they had a traumatic experience but that’s no reason to just give up. I mean look at victims of radioactive spider-bites! At least they’re doing something with their lives!

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Your Chocolate Covered Raisins

Uneated, unappreciated leftover Halloween candy

You probably didn’t give these guys a second thought after you ate the rest of your acceptable trick-or-treat candy when you were a kid, but your chocolate covered raisins actually went on to accomplish a lot. You see, by not eating them and leaving them out in your pillowcase on the ground, they were actually all eaten and enjoyed by your family dog. Even more amazing, they were actually what caused it to get sick and die. Amazing right? And to think, your parents said there was nothing you could’ve done . . .

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