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Man can’t believe he’s the only one who wishes there was a “Halloween with the Kranks”

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THE INTERNET — A man who goes by the username “krankaddict1” on the popular online movie and superficiality website, IMDB, was shocked to discover that no one else in the world shares his dream for a Halloween sequel to the 2004 family hijinks film “Christmas with the Kranks.”

Despite being extremely excited to find a community in which he hoped people would discuss potential plot points, scenes and casting choices for his imagined sequel, he didn’t receive a single reply to his thread entitled “Halloween with the Kranks? This needs to happen!”

As the days went on he began to realize that he was completely alone in this world and spent hours sadly refreshing his lone comment, “who’s with me?” to constant disappointment.

Although this news has upset “krankaddict1,” he has vowed to not let it get to him and is already working on a separate thread where he describes in detail a potential scene where Tim Allen’s character gets a pumpkin stuck on his head, and has also posted a message on Erik Per Sullivan’s IMDB profile page asking him if he’d consider starring in the imaginary movie.

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