Karate master wearing black suspenders after misplacing his belt (Waist Accessories Magazine)
Man cuts down entire forest in an attempt to find out how old the trees are (Village Idiot Voice)
Vanilla Coke receives competition from new drink “Pepsi Bland” (Novelty Beverage Times)
Video review shows that North Korean team won every World Cup ever (North Korean Free Press)
Controversial bill banning adoption finds out it was adopted (Newspaper Weekly)
