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If you’ve had your ear to the ground over the last few weeks, you might have heard of the recent shark fin soup debate; with some calling for a city-wide ban and others arguing it is a culturally important dish to the Asian community.

Now when it comes to hot button issues like this, we  at The Peak are committed to bringing you, the latest, most up-to-date utterly irrelevant information. So we present for your reading pleasure:

Dishes way, way, worse than shark fin soup that haven’t been banned yet

  • Unicorn Nuts
  •  Dolphin Fin Soup
  • To’furkey (Tortured Frozen Turkey)
  •  Scottish Terriamisu
  •  Kids in a Blanket
  • Mice Krispy Squares
  • Turt-illa chips with Sal-salamanders
  • Turkduckostrichagiuinowlhummingo (Served in a hollowed out eagle)

 

List compiled by the Peak Editorial Staff

 

 

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