Q: Gosh, how aboot that Canada Day, eh?
“I spen’it pah-troling the border. Can’t have any of those dern space-needling fixed-gear-bicycling coffee beaners sneaking up here to take our jobs”
Avery Clements
Shotgun enthusiast
“You really think I’d trust the Canadians? It’s always the quiet ones you need to watch out for.”
Gregory Barnett
Man in tin foil hat
“I celebrated my 366th birthday. Alone. Oh yeah, why pay any attention to Gottfried. It’s not like he ever did anything important, like invent fucking calculus!”
Gottfried Leibnez
Dead math guy
“Oh, I’m so sorry, I completely forgot to ask you how your Canada Day was. How rude of me.”
Shelly Spears
Average Canadian
“His birthday is next we — shit. Sweden! Hey Sweden! You know if the drugstore still open?”
England
Land of the English
By Gary Lim
