Zoe Vedova
QUIZ: What form of birth control are you?
February 10, 2020From gutting public school sex education classes to threatening to decrease access to abortions, our sexual health is constantly being policed by the government. Let’s turn the lens back on the institution that’s put us in this position. Answer these bureaucratically afflicted questions to figure out to which federally controlled genetic roadblock you are intrinsically connected. Which do you consider the greatest political mistake? A) The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand B) British Columbia’s confusingly worded 2018 electoral referendum ballot C) Napoleon Bonaparte’s decision to invade Russia during the winter of 1812 D) Julius Caesar trusting way too many friends …
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Trapped on campus: Your guide to surviving Halloween night at SFU
October 31, 2019It’s Thursday evening — October 31. While all your friends are smearing on eyeshadow from garish palettes they’ve saved since middle school and ripping open miniature Kit Kats with their teeth as they pre-game on straight vodka, you’re shuffling alone…
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Closure cravings: My life of starting and ending romances just for the post-relationship coffee dates
September 30, 2019My heartbeat was frenetic that morning. It shook the blood in my veins as I gripped my phone. I’d contracted a heinous bout of emotional stability. Now, the hunger for relationship turmoil screamed through my every waking moment. But please…
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Communications conference unable to define communications
June 24, 2019The most important communications conference of the year was held over this past weekend. And it was a failure. This defeat, however, did not come as a shock to the event organizers, or the keynote speaker, or even the conference…
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Excerpts from a blogging mom: Sanity Straight from the Oven
June 18, 2019Hello, world! My name is Sheela McGummery and I blog about my baking! I am a proud woman of the suburbs and I bake to fill my life with the sort of sweetness I used to find in my marriage.…
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Andrew Petter unable to leave SFU after becoming trapped in construction labyrinth of his own making
May 27, 2019BURNABY, B.C. — After announcing his intent to step down from presidency in December 2018, SFU president Andrew Petter, 66, became unable to vacate his position after becoming trapped in the construction labyrinth that is Burnaby campus. Having slated Petter…
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QUIZ: What’s Your Perfect Summer Getaway That You’ll Never Go On?
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A TA with the power of the Infinity Gauntlet: no one is safe.
May 17, 2019The TA had snapped. “So, obviously no one did the readings. Again.” Her voice was slick as ice, creaking under the uncountable pressures of being a grad student in charge of a tutorial for a prof who never answers opinion.…
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Tutorial experiences first genuine discussion of semester through trash-talking prof
March 25, 2019HARBOUR CENTRE, B.C. – Describing the event as “utterly transformative,” 19-year-old Mark Townsend recalled how his lackluster, 5:30 p.m. history tutorial metamorphosed from a dreaded 50 minutes of awkward, stuttering opinions on course topics to a vibrant, engaged deliberation on…
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