Zoe Vedova
The real classes of SFU
March 19, 2019Bard: When the academics of academia aren’t for you, you are destined to be a Bard. This character champions a C+ in all their classes, sprints late into midterms with headphones flying, and has never purchased a textbook in their entire life. However, what they lack in scholarly finesse, they make up for through extracurriculars. They are the captain of the Quidditch team, a member of the SFSS, on the board of a plethora of clubs, and they spearheaded a student revolt (for extra credit in POL 150). Barbarian: A barbarian does not fear 11:59 p.m. The adrenaline of deadlines…
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Chris Fleming rocks Rio Theatre
February 21, 2019Theatre lights dim and comedian Chris Fleming struts out across the stage like a prehistoric emu who’s stumbled onto a fashion runway. Adorned in a purple velour jacket and indigo velvet pants that don’t quite reach his ankles, Fleming could…
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Flowchart: Should I bother doing my assignment tonight?
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The Curve God listens
October 26, 2018Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts: THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU! BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM BACK? SACRIFICE TO THE CURVE GOD AND THE CURVE GOD WILL SACRIFICE FOR YOU. RIDE ON THE WINGS…
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The allegations are true! SFU has a student government
September 26, 2018The SFSS exposes itself to the student body, and no one is enjoying the sight Burnaby, B.C. — A trembling first-year clings to the embrace of their second-year friend, the sleeve of their freshly purchased SFU crewneck soaked in tears.…
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Vancouver Theatre this September
September 24, 2018F*ck Tinder: A Love Story [caption id="attachment_106377" align="alignleft" width="300"] Photo courtesy of David Rodwin[/caption] F*ck Tinder is a one man show that centers around David Rodwin’s autobiographical foray into finding love on Tinder as a middle-aged romantic — it…
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The ‘right’ women for the Olympics
February 3, 2018The Olympics are a dazzling feat of globalization, one which inadvertently highlights global inequalities and discrimination. Though the host country’s tax dollars may funnel into dazzling spectacles of opening ceremonies and torch relays, the fanfare of Olympic prestige and glory…
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