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Memoirs of a person who thinks we should know less about each other
February 8, 2023By: C Icart, Staff Writer Excerpt from my long awaited memoir, Queen of Christmas. I still remember my first day on the job as a [redacted]. What? My job is none of your business! It was a warm day, the weather was between 20 and 30 degrees. No, I can’t be more precise, or you might look it up. I was so excited to show everyone what I could do. Now, you, reader, will be a lamb and stop being nosy about what I could do. I walked right into that room, in that workplace, and I did that job.…
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Dear Peakie
February 8, 2023By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This question has drawn curtains upon my complexion, colouring my world a bland shade of . . . Blah. I rely on you to tell me the answer, and to free me at…
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SFU Burnaby fog’s top tips
February 6, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer A misty winter fog drifts through the winding roads that lead to the top of Burnaby Mountain, collecting at the bus loop. Without warning, a frosty breeze blows a collection of dried up leaves across…
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Uneducated Opinion
February 6, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, SMRT What is the difference between Plato and Socrates’ definitions of utopia? As two of the most famous philosophers, Plato and Socrates actually focus on the material world. Plato’s utopia is one in which all…
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Dear Peakie
February 1, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer and Expert Advice Giver Dear Peakie, I want to like, go beyond myself this year . . . like, really ascend . . . and you know what they say, the will of the mind…
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SFU announces “SF-uper BFF” app to curb anti-social reputation
January 24, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer SFU is known to be a commuter school with a reputation for being a difficult place to make friends. In an attempt to improve this reputation, SFU admin has announced the launch of a new…
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Horoscopes: January 9–13
January 19, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, extremely judgemental Aries This is your year to be AGGRESSIVE, Aries. Start using periods in those texts and assert your opinions without cushioning it with uncomfortable laughter because you are unsure. You are always right!…
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SFU releases “best” college admission essay to help incoming students
January 18, 2023By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor To prospective SFU students: Please use this essay submission as a reference of a successful applicant. The prompt was “Why is SFU the best fit for you?” Please note especially our excellent legacy of being…
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Ten problems only SFU students have
January 16, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Frequent Flooding Why put a bathroom on every corner if half of them are out of service? Nobody wants to walk by the same paper towel-less, puddle-filled bathroom on their way to their classroom every…
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The Peak presents: Christmas: A Christmassy Christmas Story
December 7, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, Mocker of Hallmark Movies As a hater of all Hallmark movies, I am the perfect person to write a very bad Hallmark-esque screenplay that will cause even the most dedicated (read: people with poor taste)…
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