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Pair of tutorial classmates calling it quits after 12 weeks of being acquaintances
July 27, 2015File this article under the “uh-oh” column of bad news: The Peak has received confirmation from multiple sources that second-year Brady Chips and third-year Thomas Finkle, one of SFU’s hottest pair of acquaintances, will be calling it quits on their somewhat friendship at the end of this semester. “Brady thinks Thomas is a chill enough guy, but he’s just not looking for any more friends right now,” a source close to Chips confirmed the power pair’s split. “He’s focussed on other things in his life, like school, work, his girlfriend, the recreational volleyball team he plays with on the weekend,…
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SFU’s co-op program: the other side of the story
July 20, 2015Almost every young student lives the paradox of ‘needing experience before you get experience.’ Co-op programs present themselves as the ideal solution to this ‘experience’ dilemma, and as the ultimate way to begin in the working world. But there are…
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HUMOUR: Courses we’d like to see offered for the upcoming Fall semester
July 13, 2015Last week marked the beginning of course registration for Fall 2015, which means you’ve probably already sifted through the uninteresting crap being force-fed into your timetable. An unfortunate reality is that picking a course load for the next semester quickly…
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HUMOUR: Guadalupe to wrap things up later this month, make way for Taco Bell
July 13, 2015The battle for total corporate domination at SFU Burnaby has claimed another victim: last week, beloved food kiosk Guadalupe Handmade Burritos made an announcement that after a short but illustrious run, they will be packing in their beans, guacamole, and…
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A love letter to my beloved Renaissance at Cornerstone
July 13, 2015[CUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC] My dearly beloved Renaissance at Cornerstone, It saddens me to think that you’ve used the last of your coffee filters this past June 27; that you have shut your doors; that you are no longer. I…
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HUMOUR: The best places on campus to do “it”
July 6, 2015In preparation of The Peak’s sex issue, we asked readers to tell us where their favourite places to do “it” on campus are. After sifting through hundreds of submissions and compiling all of the answers, we finally have the top…
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HUMOUR: The statue emporium at the bottom of Burnaby Mountain attempts a radio ad
June 29, 2015Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! This Sunday only, Ital Decor Ltd. — that place with all of the statues you sometimes see while riding the 135 to and from SFU’s Burnaby campus — is having a blow-out clearance sale. Bloooooooooow ouuuuuuuut saaaaaaaaale!…
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HUMOUR: SFU Burnaby’s most haunted locations
June 29, 2015With an area as vast and historical as Burnaby Mountain, is it really any surprise that every year reports flood in from witnesses who claim to have experienced different kinds of paranormal activity? Check out our list of some of…
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HUMOUR: An open letter to the people convocating this semester
June 22, 2015First off, congratulations are in order for the class of 2015. You did it, graduates. You deserve it after four to 10 (or more) years of extraneous brain exercises. We undergraduates are so proud of every single one of you…
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