Peak Speaks

A man pressing his ear against a wall at SFU. He is shocked at what he is hearing.
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Peak Speaks: If the walls could talk

Peak Web July 1, 2025

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor We asked our friends on the SFU subreddit: If the walls at SFU could talk, what would they say?  u/dash101: “Let’s stick together, or this place might fall apart!”  u/YoManWTFIsThisShit: “Can someone tell the undergrads to stop crying outside the econ room?” u/cashcartibihhhhhhh: “Zoo-WeeMama.” u/starkengineer: “We are what we fear the most.” u/HistoricalAd6638: “Stand up for yourself.”

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Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback, strumming his guitar at a concert.
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Peak Speaks

Peak Web June 18, 2025

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer The Peak hits Reddit to ask SFU students some serious and thought-provoking questions! Q: Would you rather get a dollar for every raccoon you see on campus but you can only listen to Nickelback for…

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Peak Speaks: Answers from r/simonfraser!

Peak Web June 9, 2025

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Q: If you had to marry a building on campus, which one would it be and why? u/Matt_The_Slime: “Marry the library, wait for it to die from asbestos poisoning, take all its money after. EZ.”…

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