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This week in Comics
January 11, 2015Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker) Peers (Leslie Lu) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb)
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Now that everyone hates Comic Sans, which font should we all gang up on next?
January 11, 2015First off, I’d like to congratulate everyone on doing a stellar job. Without your unrelenting disdain and vocal opposition, Comic Sans wouldn’t be the almost-universally hated font that it is today. I remember how some of you were worried when…
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The month you take your Christmas tree down and what it says about you
January 11, 2015December: You must really hate Christmas — and happiness in general. Did you even get a chance to look at the tree before you tore it down? January: The holidays are a busy time for everyone, so makes sense that…
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How to make the most of your Sir John A. MacDonald Day party
January 9, 2015It creeps up faster every year. On January 11, Canadians everywhere will be coming together to celebrate the most magical holiday of the season: Sir John A. MacDonald Day. Since its inception in 2002, Sir John A. MacDonald Day has…
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The week in Comics
January 5, 2015Peers (Leslie Lu) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Every day fears (Paige Smith)
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Rejected plot pitches for the upcoming Jurassic Park movie
January 5, 2015After spending the last decade in development hell, the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise is ready to be extracted from amber and resurrected in theatres June this year. While some of the earlier scripts contained hilariously bad plots…
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How to make your very own Oscar-bait movie script
January 5, 2015Awards season has arrived at your friendly neighbourhood 12-theatre Cineplex Odeon. After trudging through months of cash-grab sequels and movies Adam Sandler probably conceived while sitting on the toilet, there’s finally something out there worth pirating. Have you ever dreamed…
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Study shows that SFU sustainability efforts are causing raccoon snacking habitats to disappear
January 5, 2015A new study from Burnaby Mountain’s Rural Animal Welfare Report (RAWR) is warning that, unless the university takes action against their existing Zero Waste program, snacking habitats for raccoons may soon disappear completely. The Zero Waste Initiative, which was implemented…
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These Internet security questions are getting ridiculous
January 5, 2015What is your mother’s mother’s mother’s maiden name? Which Baldwin brother — aside from Alec and Adam — would you sleep with if you absolutely had to? In detail, describe your perfect crime. At what age did you stop wetting…
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Tony Hawk officially announces his endorsement of the Kinder Morgan half-pipeline
November 24, 2014Amidst a sea of protesters and environmental activists this week, skateboarding icon Tony Hawk has publicly announced that he is in favour of the proposed half-pipeline extension through Burnaby Mountain. If approved, the Kinder Morgan half-pipeline will be the largest…
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