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Henry Petter and the Horcruxes of SFU
July 9, 2019Written by: Mishaa Khan, Peak Associate Illustration by:Jarielle Lim Once upon a time, in a caring, construction-free land called SFU, there studied a miserable tenth-year student named Ted Misermort. After being unable to get into his required courses for the 15th semester in a row, Misermort decided to ensure that no one else would graduate, either. He consulted the dark magic present in the hidden corners of RCB and split his bad luck into seven deadly pieces. These horrible Horcruxes were hidden around campus, resulting in student apathy, a mental health decline, bad grades, constant construction, and late enrollment dates.…
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Comic: Expectation vs Reality
July 8, 2019[caption id="attachment_110437" align="aligncenter" width="626"] Comic curtesy of Kitty Cheung[/caption]
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Enrolment dates: Exposed
July 7, 2019Written by: Trevor Roberts, Peak Associate It’s that time of year again. After weeks of uneasy waiting, the students of SFU finally receive their enrolment dates. While often dismissed as inconsequential, a person’s enrolment date is often the difference between…
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Classic fairy tales enter brutalistic SFU: Chapter 2
June 26, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang They watched as the figure walked closer, slowly lit up by the desktop’s light. Now they could see that it was just another person, but she was straight out of the…
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Classic fairy tales enter brutalistic SFU: Chapter 1
June 25, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang Come now children, gather around the Convocation Mall fire pit and get your marshmallows ready. It is time to tell an old SFU fable . . . Once upon a time,…
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Communications conference unable to define communications
June 24, 2019Written by: Zoe Vedova The most important communications conference of the year was held over this past weekend. And it was a failure. This defeat, however, did not come as a shock to the event organizers, or the keynote speaker,…
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Sponsor a Student
June 24, 2019Written by: Ahmed Ali, Peak Associate Illustration by: Momo, Lin Imagine if there was a university student in front of you. They are walking to class, notebook in one hand while sipping coffee with the other, smiling about maybe passing.…
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Excerpts from a blogging mom: Sanity Straight from the Oven
June 18, 2019Written by: Zoe Vedova, Humour editor Hello, world! My name is Sheela McGummery and I blog about my baking! I am a proud woman of the suburbs and I bake to fill my life with the sort of sweetness I…
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Comic – But Mom, I’m a Liberated woman!
June 18, 2019Comic by: Kitty Cheung
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SFU Fan Fiction – The Demon and the Concrete Man
June 17, 2019Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer University > Simon Fraser University The Demon and the Concrete Man By: xxXRavenclaw_BeedieWannabeXxx Chapter: 1/? Updated: October 10th, 2016 Id: 694201111 [Disclaimer: owo Thaaaanks for reading my FIRST fanfiction~! Please leave constructive criticism,…
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