Charlotte Gravert
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 29–April 4
March 29, 2021As spring arrives, the animals are waking up from hibernation! Who, you wonder, is your mammalian lookalike? The stars hold the answers . . . ARIES: Imagine this: you are walking in the park minding your own business, when a rampaging Canadian goose starts chasing you. What the hell? you might think. But have you ever seen yourself typing that email to your TA complaining about a half-point missing? You’re soulmates. TAURUS: You are the teddy bear of our childhood, always there to comfort us when times get rough. But on the odd day out, when life is pulling on…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 22–28
March 22, 2021Happy Equinox, everyone! You are formally invited to the annual spring fever infection party! Mild to severe symptoms are expected and may include . . . ARIES: Are you feeling hot, Aries? Is your burning fire of passion totally ignited?…
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A surprise revisit from 2006
March 14, 2021I’ve been feeling funny lately. Could it be the annual spring fever? It’s already March and the midterm season is in full blast. Maybe I’m just stressed. I’m tossing and turning half asleep. I open my eyes to check the…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 1–7
March 1, 2021ARIES: Since you’re not really a morning person, your black coffee addiction is like adding gasoline to a fire. Combine your morning brew with a cool glass of literal gasoline just for the chaos. TAURUS: Time is key here. Wait…
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Your favourite houseplant reveals how you are coping with remote learning
February 22, 2021If you are a fellow plant parent, you are likely to have this one green friend that gets a little extra attention than its siblings (and maybe your actual siblings, too). We bet that by telling us which one, we…
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Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28
February 22, 2021Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID swamp. We asked the stars and swamp expert Shrek for some personalized advice on how to make 2021 better than…
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Your sexy SFU Horoscopes: February 15–21
February 15, 2021On top of social distancing measures and a general lack of lust, Mercury is also in retrograde during this sex issue’s shelf life. With the planet of communication going bananas and love planet Venus moving into independent Aquarius, the only…
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Toxicity in online yoga communities and how my Master’s degree helped me break free
February 6, 2021I vividly remember the first time I went to a yoga class — the kind of yoga that contemporary pop culture treats as the image of youth, answer to good health, and the quick fix for all kinds of humanitarian…
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