Ana Arozarena
Student takes months to realize they’re a vampire because of online classes
Humour June 6, 2021By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student April 15, 2021 Dear Diary, Not to be a hypochondriac but . . . I might be losing control of my life. Or maybe it’s allergies from when I cleaned the attic the other day. Either way, stuff has been weird recently. I decided to write it down here since, well, I don’t want to sound silly. I’m getting pale. Not an “iron-deficient” or “sickly orphan” shade of pale, either. I’m becoming . . . translucent? The purpleish tinge of my veins is popping through my skin— and not the kind of popping vibe I…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 24– 30
Humour May 23, 2021By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student ARIES: I slid down Lil Nas X’s pole to hell to gather this advice: wear your sunscreen. All the smoking hot demons do it, and so should you! Even Satan (who’s currently going through a…
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