Amrit Randhawa
A taxonomy of professorship
July 12, 2021By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student The Non-Animus: In the realm of professing, our first species, the Non-Animus, gives the least fucks. Ancient philosophers theorized that human beings are comprised of two parts: body and soul. The Non-Animus’ soul says students can kiss their body’s ass. They arrive late to most lectures while admonishing lateness from students. The Non-Animus severely punishes late assignments while taking half the semester to grade them. Despite writing grade-threateningly poor instructions, they insist on “university-level writing.” Truly, the Non-Animus represents academia’s greatest hypocrite. Likely, tenure empowers the Non-Animus’ infuriating laziness. The Anal-Retentor: Professordom’s fussiest…
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Zoom isn’t angry, just disappointed
May 11, 2021By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student Conspiracy theories greatly endanger contemporary universities. Professors rightly assert rationality’s importance: no labs produced COVID-19 as a bioweapon, no ice walls border Earth's edge, and Zoom definitely understands everything we do. Indeed, Zoom has gained…
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Need to Know, Need to Go September 14 to 20
September 14, 2020By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student F-O-R-M Festival (online) | September 12–19 | Cost: Pay What You Can (festival passes starting at $5) Dance artist Sophia Wolfe's F-O-R-M (Festival of Recorded Movement), co-presented with SFU Woodward’s Cultural & Community Programs, returns…
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