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Don’t put off reading until after graduation

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If you’re a student like me, you probably have a list of awesome novels that you’re planning to dive into — but not until after you’ve finished school. Until recently, I’ve been under the impression that there wasn’t time to read just for fun, since I’m paying a lot of money to read the things on my course syllabi on a certain timeline — novels can wait until future me has fewer papers to write.

University exposes us to innovative ideas, and teaches us to think critically about the world around us. While this is undeniably a good thing, it goes hand-in-hand with a huge amount of assigned readings that invariably take priority over fictional novels that we read just for pleasure.

The problem with this is, for many of us, the years we spend in university coincide with the formative years during which we develop our adult personalities. We build new neural connections as adults as a result of exposure to new experiences, ideas, and information. In a way, our brains are constantly building and rearranging themselves to reflect what’s going on in our environment. This makes it important to consider what kinds of information we are consuming.

Couple this with the fact that it’s impossible to passively consume a novel — we must constantly employ our imagination to fill in the background details that a bound stack of paper covered in inky squiggles does not provide, such as the sound of the main character’s voice, the view out their spaceship window, or the smell of the wooden boards of their pirate ship, saturated with salty sea water. Getting lost in a book is a fun way to bolster your brain’s capacity for creativity.

Reading now, I can almost feel my withered neurons springing back to life.

Watching movies and wasting time on the Internet doesn’t require that we exercise our imaginative powers. This is bad news for students like me, because I’m pretty sure I spend more time on Facebook and Buzzfeed than I do reading novels. I know I’m not the only undergraduate who finds time to watch Game of Thrones every week, but hasn’t finished a book in the last two months.

About a month ago, I was invited to join a bookclub, and almost turned down the offer. “No time,” I thought to myself, no doubt while looking at a cat picture online. Then it hit me: I hadn’t read a page in a novel since the beginning of this semester.

I suddenly thought of past me, who loved reading more than anything, and who would be so disappointed to see her future pitifully devoid of stories and books. I joined the bookclub, and even suggested that we read one of the novels that I had delegated to future me.

Now, I make it a point to spend at least a few minutes a day reading for fun. I’ve already noticed a difference in my mood, and I feel more interested in my coursework. I can almost feel my withered neurons springing back to life, crackling with the energy needed to create the images I see in my mind’s eye when I read.

We are stunting the growth of an important function of our brains when we neglect to read books.

This is why we are responsible for supplementing our academic education with unstructured reading, where all that’s required is an interesting story of which that we can’t wait to read the next page. There is no substitute for reading a book, and we should make it a priority to spend time each day doing so.

Wacky World Cup Predictions that Could Make You Rich!

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Every four years, the world comes together for one of the greatest sporting events our planet has to offer. Unfortunately, this event is a soccer tournament and not something cool like ice hockey or competitive beyblades. However, for those looking for some excitement this June, the FIFA World Cup can still provide lot of entertainment and intrigue if you just give it a chance and gamble your life savings on the outcome. 

Of course, you could probably make a bit of money by betting on teams like Spain, Brazil and Germany to win the cup in 1-0 games, but the only way to ensure an enormous cash winfall is to make bets that no one else is making. Here’s a couple of almost sure-to-miss bets that if they somehow come true, you will never ever have to worry about money again! Your only money worry will be that there’s too much of it, and you can just pay someone to worry about that for you!  

1.The “Eastern Europe Civil Unrest” PickWackyWorldCupA-ChenChen

Final Match: Bosnia vs. Herzegovina

Winner: Serbia

Score: N/A

Odds: 1:10,000,000

While simply plunking down some dough on a Bosnia-Herzegovina championship would surely put you in an exclusive group of reckless gamblers with little knowledge of soccer, this bet takes things even further and should be able to earn you at least a couple million dollars even if you only put in a penny in Vegas.

This bet suggests you take the underdog nation Bosnia-Herzegovina to make it to the finals against cross border rival, Croatia, another long-shot choice. Take Bosnia-Herzegovina to win the match but also bet that coincidentally back in Europe, Herzegovina will declare itself a separate independent nation. This forces a second final match between former teammates in a Bosnia against Herzegovina. Take the now even bigger underdog, Herzegovina, to win the game but also bet that their brand new nation will be annexed by Croatia during the game who, despite their loss in the original final, will be briefly crowned victors.

Finally, bank on Serbia and Croatia entering into another war, this time over control of the Herzegovina territory. Take Serbia to win the war (2-1 in penalties) and predict them as FIFA World Cup champions even though their original team was eliminated in the qualifying stages.

Make this bet if . . . you can feel good about getting filthy rich off of massive civil unrest and casualties in the Herzegovina region.

Don’t make this bet . . . if you have any decency or have actual knowledge about the current political state of this area of the world, FIFA rules and regulations, or soccer in general.

2. The “World Cup of Football” Bet

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Final Match: Portugal vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

Winner: Jacksonville

Score: 27-6

Odds: 1:1,000,000

Currently, the FIFA World Cup is determined by the winner of a “football” game but the meaning of that word is very contentious, especially amongst drunk bar patrons. This long-shot prediction suggests that one of these idiots on the “you throw a football side” somehow convinces FIFA that they’re playing the wrong sport.

Whether this decision comes as a result of a change in the dictionary or a technicality in the official rulebook has no bearing on the bet, but it must occur for your prediction to come true.

Once the ruling is made, the US will probably replace their soccer line-up with the complete roster of one of their National Football League teams. To be really bold, however, your bet needs to predict that this team will not be one of the league’s finest (at least one confused American is bound to take the New England Patriots as their World Cup pick) but go with a team that’s a dark horse, even if the bet were “will win two NFL games next season.” 

The other nations, unaccustomed to “real football” are pretty much a crapshoot to pick as runners-up, but since the games will probably just turn into field goal kicking competitions you might as well pick a good long-range shooting team like Portugal to meet the Jaguars in the finals.    

Definitely take the Jags to win the Cup but don’t predict a shutout performance. Even if Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t seem like he’d adapt very well to American football, he’s still better than any kicker on Jacksonville.

Make this bet if . . . you know the true meaning of the word “football” and aren’t afraid of the fact that 90 per cent of the world vehemently disagrees with you.

Don’t make this bet . . . if you watched any Jacksonville Jaguars games last season.

3. The “Most Glorious World Cup” Wager

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Final Match: North Korea vs. South Korea

Winner: North Korea

Score: 99-00

Odds: 1:100,000,000

Any Korea winning the World Cup would be a huge surprise, but there are two factors that make the South a safer choice. First, they made it to the semi-finals in 2002 after a huge upset win against Spain and second, they are the only Korea that will participate in this World Cup. 

But, of course, one of the best strategies to making a one-of-a-kind sports bet is to pick a team that is not even involved in the competition and that’s why those looking to make some serious scratch should pick the North to come home victorious.

Now this bet relies heavily on some enormous non-sports related events to occur, most importantly North Korea’s successful acquisition of a nuclear weapon. Once they have that, you’ll also have to hope that leader Kim Jong Un’s priority is, for some reason, to use his newfound power to win a dumb soccer trophy.

If this all goes down though, the rest of your predictions are fairly straight forward. Just bet that North Korea will take the tournament hostage and demand to play for the World Cup against the opponent of their choice. They should take South Korea, and based on the presidential golf scores that have come out of their country in the past, 99-0 shouldn’t be too much of a stretch as a final score. 

Make this bet if . . . you live in North Korea. It’s actually the only bet they will allow you to make there and will be the exact outcome reported in their local newspapers.

Don’t make this bet . . . if you have insider information on North Korea’s nuclear program or can guess how well it’s probably going.

Wedding cancelled after bride-to-be unexpectedly gets off at Sapperton

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NEW WESTMINSTER – A local man has put an end to his upcoming wedding ceremony after his future bride got off transit three stops earlier than he had predicted.

Marc Turner, a 24-year old SFU student, claims he was all set to spend the rest of his life with a girl he described as “his future wife” before having to call it off at the last minute.

“When I got on at Columbia, I just knew she was the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with,” Turner explained about the moment they met, roughly two minutes prior to their tumultuous parting. “I don’t know if I’d call it love-at-first-sight, but after my second glance I started planning our kids’ names.”

Turner said that in those first 30 seconds everything was perfect and he couldn’t foresee any possible way they would ever be apart again.

“There were two empty seats on the entire train and she chose to sit next to me, so I got the message, that she loved me too, right away,” Turner remembered fondly. “There was even a couple of prime standing and leaning spots too, but she walked right by them, that’s how I knew she was ready for something serious.”

For the next minute and a half, Turner says he got all his wedding planning out of the way. The proposal, the ring, the guest seating arrangement, it was all taken care of in his mind.

“I was going to have the whole thing be kind of skytrain-themed because, well, that’s where we first met,” he laughed as he reminisced. “But then all of a sudden everything went to hell.”

Turner explained that in an instant, everything he had grown to believe about his future girlfriend and fiancee and wife turned out to be untrue.

“She had a backpack on so I assumed she was on her way to SFU like I was,” he said, bewilderment still visible in his face. “Sure, I had the wedding all planned but I wasn’t going to talk to her until we both got off at Production.”

“I knew that the time it took to wait for the 145 would definitely be enough to make her my soulmate but all of a sudden she was getting off at Sapperton? I was shocked, this wasn’t the girl I had fallen in love with seconds ago.”

Turner said that he decided right then and there to end things and threw out all his wedding plans, and didn’t think twice about it.

“There was no point in dragging it out, the moment she walked out, I moved on,” he said, explaining he had already put two-and-two together that she had been on her way home from Douglas College and there was no way that would work out.

As much as he says he’s forgotten about the whole thing, Turner still admits he sometimes thinks about the girl who got away.

“It’s tough because she was perfect for me,” he explained. “She had blonde hair, she wore jeans . . . if only she could’ve just been commuting somewhere else, I’d be happily married by now.”

While Turner says it’ll be tough for him to ever love again, he expects that another marriage candidate will reveal herself someday, and she’ll most likely be someone he sees tomorrow who sits down for lunch in the general vicinity he’s studying in. 

Tippy Top Ten: Google Cars

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Reason to Get Excited About Google’s Self-Driving Car…

 

10. We can’t be far off from a self-paddling canoe

9. No need to shell out for getaway driver

8. It’ll go great with your self-driving golf club

7. Can direct more road rage to actual road

6. You’ll save thousands from driving-glove budget

5. More time to focus on obtaining license to kill

4. They might come in red

3. Can finally call cruising around town “googling it”

2. NASCAR drivers can be like their viewers, sleeping at home

1. It’s a step up from Bing’s self-loathing cars

Surrey Top 25 Under 25 Awards recognize SFU talent

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Four members of Enactus SFU, seen above at a previous competition, were recognized by the Surrey Board of Trade
Four members of Enactus SFU, seen above at a previous competition, were recognized by the Surrey Board of Trade
Four members of Enactus SFU, seen above at a previous competition, were recognized by the Surrey Board of Trade

This year’s Surrey Board of Trade’s Top 25 Under 25 Awards once again highlighted a number of exceptional young entrepreneurs within the city of Surrey, many of whom are affiliated with SFU.

The winners included current SFU students, Amar Pangalia, Cynthia Su, Gunraj Gill, Kevin Cruz, Lara Ahmad, Raeniel (Rae) Holgado, and Winona Bhatti, as well as alumni Elvin Cheung, Jasmine Garcha, and Karanvir Singh Thiara.

The awards recognized these individuals as leaders and role models in the community, as well as for their efforts to provide for their communities, usually through the development of programs and facilities.

Ahmad, co-program manager of SFU Enactus, expressed her elation at receiving the award, “It’s really nice to be recognized [. . .] to see all the effort from the team, that everyone at Enactus, has put [in]. [It’s] really exciting and that much more of a motivator.”

For the time being, Ahmad hopes to continue her involvement with Enactus. The club is part of “a global organization that uses entrepreneurial action as a catalyst for progress,” inspiring entrepreneurial ventures in the SFU community and beyond.

Ahmad was among three other award recipients involved with Enactus SFU. Fellow member Bhatti, founder of HUG Charity Canada (Helping Underprivileged Girls) and program manager of Banner Bags, said of her future, “There’s so many things I want to do. I’m the kind of person where I see something, [I think], I should do it. For now . . . I guess I’ll see where that takes me.”

Holgado was recognized for being the project manager for Enactus SFU’s Count on Me program, which teaches basic financial literacy skills to those in the community in need. He said, “[It’s] a big accomplishment for me [and it] validates my tireless contribution to my community and my desire to become a successful businessman in the future.”

Being program manager has significantly affected Holgado, showing him that there is more to business than profit and that a positive impact is far more meaningful. He foresees expanding the program to other cities in the Lower Mainland and predicts that more secondary schools in Surrey will request Count on Me’s curriculum.

Holgado is not alone in hoping that this award may mean increased publicity for his project. Thiara, a 23-year old SFU alumnus, and founder of Sahara, a youth mental health initiative that advocates for active mental health support, said, “Receiving [the award] will help bring more attention to the work [of] Sahara, [but] the satisfaction I get from being able to help others is the greatest award I can ask for.”

Su, co-program manager of Enactus SFU’s Entrepreneur of the Year (SEY) program, and winner of the Project Leader of the Year award at the 2014 Enactus Canada National Exposition, felt proud to be honoured among her peers. She said, “The calibre of [the recognized] individuals [. . .] and the work that they have done in and for our city is inspirational. I am thankful and honoured to be recognized amongst them.”

Recipients will be presented with their awards at a ceremony on June 12 at Eaglequest Golf, Coyote Creek in Surrey.

Clan gathering promotes athletic scholarships

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The fifth annual Gathering of the Clan Breakfast invited SFU Clan alumni and supporters together to “celebrate the history and future of SFU Athletics” while raising money for SFU athletic scholarships.

The breakfast, held on Friday, May 30 at the Vancouver Convention Centre, was hosted by the 2010 and 2012 CTV Olympics host, Brian Williams, who was the recipient of an honorary doctorate from SFU in 2011.

Joining him were the quarterbacks of the most recent championship teams in North America’s two biggest professional football leagues: Russell Wilson, of the 2014 Super Bowl champions, the Seattle Seahawks, and Darian Durant, of the Grey Cup winning Saskatchewan Roughriders.

The event started at 7:00 a.m. with the SFU Pipe Band performing Scotland the Brave. After Williams introduced everyone, SFU President Andrew Petter was the first to speak. He said, “Athletics is of course a hallmark at SFU, it’s a proud part of our history. It’s also key to our vision of SFU as Canada’s engaged university,” and that student athletes “epitomize that vision.”

Durant joined Williams on the stage, and Wilson joined them via a video feed from Seattle. Durant and Wilson were last minute additions to the speakers list, replacing another Seahawk, Richard Sherman, who was supposed to be a keynote speaker but pulled out shortly before the date. Williams, however, assured the audience that Sherman was not “out golfing,” and had another commitment to the Seahawks.

The two quarterbacks, who went to rivaling universities in North Carolina, started off by poking fun at each other. The conversation took on a more serious tone when Durant began explaining the importance of athletic scholarships to Williams: “It’s given me every opportunity in the world first and foremost. I don’t think I’d be sitting here today or being able to accomplish everything I have without scholarships.”

“Sometimes it’s hard for single parents, or even two parent households to be able to fund a very prestigious college education,” Durant continued. “To have a scholarship, to go to a prestigious university, to be able to receive a great education [. . .] is a wonderful thing.”

Once the quarterbacks were done, attendants were treated to breakfast. Olivia Aguiar, a sophomore forward on the SFU women’s soccer team, wrapped up the morning’s speeches on behalf of the athletes: “The Clan is a group of close-knit, interrelated families. Our family here at SFU, our Clan, is much larger than any of 400 student athletes; it consists of coaches, administration, equipment and personnel, physical therapists, alumni and most importantly everyone in this room today.”

Angus Reid, former BC Lion and SFU football alumni, spoke to The Peak about the importance of this fundraiser: “[Growing as an organization is] great to do, but it’s hard to do, and you’re seeing right now the growing pains — but it’s inspiring to see the vision. We want to move forward and compete at a high, high level.”

“Events like this become so crucial, to one, raise the funds to be able to do it but also to bring people together and let the business community know what SFU is doing, and promote that vision, and I think it’s great,” he added.

Reid also touched upon the importance of student scholarships saying, “The reality was, I might’ve been able to pull it off [without a scholarship], going to school and playing sports, but it would have created another hardship that would have never allowed me to excel in either.”

Fellow SFU football alumni Nicholas Shuster echoed Reid, “[Scholarships] really gave me a lot of financial freedom, [. . .] it gave me the ability to really become a student athlete and put my focus into just those two things.”  

At the end of the morning, the event had raised $242,000. These proceeds, raised in part by the $200-a-seat ticket price, will all go to SFU athletic scholarships.

PSA social night nurtures multicultural spirit

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The Pakistan Students Association hoped to open up their club to more of the SFU student body with their first social night of the semester on May 30, 2014 in the MBC Atrium.

Filled with music, dancing, and, of course, authentic Pakistani cuisine, organizers wanted this event to be the place to be on a Friday night.

By inviting students from clubs such the Bollywood Dance Club, African Club, Hip Hop Club, Association of Latin American Students, and many more, the PSA was able to create a multicultural environment that showcased the best of what Pakistan has to offer.

Performances from the Bollywood Dance Club were also presented new and emerging talent with a yet-to-be-named band performing original songs in their native languages of Hindi, Urdu and Panjabi as well as a few original English songs.

Led by a few peppy hosts, the night continued with a trivia game and happy chatter as attendees mixed and mingled.

The board members at the PSA were able to get sponsorship from Bon Chaz and Al Medina (a popular restaurant in Surrey catering to Pakistani cuisine), which provided the cookies and the main course for the evening.

Although CJSF Radio Station heavily promoted the event, Karan Thukral, vice president of finance of the PSA felt that the most effective promotional tool was word-of-mouth. “If I tell my friend, ‘Come to my event,’ that creates more impact rather than listening online or reading on the poster,” he said.

The organizers were expecting between 80 and 100 people but it seems that promotions paid off as attendance exceeded expectation; halfway through the night there weren’t enough chairs for people to sit in. However, this helped to keep people on their feet, giving them the opportunity to mingle with friends and just have a good time.

At the end of the night, the PSA was thrilled by the response from students. “The social night was a great success,” Hassan Liaquat, PSA VP internal told The Peak.

 

Security forces simulate emergency response

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On the morning of June 4, Simon Fraser University held an exercise to test its emergency response plan in a full scale emergency simulation exercise.

This event involved all three campuses, with a major event in Burnaby involving the West Mall complex and parkade.

The event took place in cooperation with numerous first responders, including BC Ambulance and Emergency Response Team, and members from several police departments. These first responders were joined by SFU Security, along with student and staff volunteers.

In an effort to make the exercise as realistic as possible, volunteers were provided with make-up to simulate a variety of injuries, ranging from simple scrapes and bruises to fatal gunshot wounds. These volunteers were also provided with varying symptoms that could progressively worsen if they were not treated quickly.

Terry Waterhouse, chief safety officer for SFU Safety and Risk Services, was thankful for the expertise and support of the first responders and the participation of the volunteers. In addition, Waterhouse stated that “the exercise was successful in deepening our learnings for emergency response and in strengthening our partnership with the RCMP — for the safety of all members of our campus communities.”

“The safety of our three campuses is a top priority at SFU, and this full-scale test of our emergency response plan is an important step in ensuring that we are prepared in the event of an emergency,” said Waterhouse.

He continued, “In addition to lessons learned, testing our response systems will help us to further develop our education outreach, as we continue to inform and prepare our campus communities for potential emergency situations.”

Several RCMP members also stated that the exercise was a learning experience for them, as it allowed them to utilize their training in a real-life setting, helping to bridge the gap between training and a reality that they hope will never come to pass.

SFU Safety and Risk Services is preparing a more detailed release for the near future, once they have received feedback from all those involved in the day’s exercises.

Counselling services were also made available for those who felt they may have suffered trauma as a result of the simulations.

SFU Security is planning to organise similar events in the future.

Board Shorts

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Fall Kickoff Concert gets the go-ahead

After much dispute at last week’s board meeting over two different concert proposals, this week a motion was passed to approve VP student services Zied Masmoudi’s proposal of hosting a Fall Kickoff Concert in a similar style to last year’s event. The motion was amended to include appointing Masmoudi as project lead, as well as to “aim to incorporate other facets of the SFSS.”

The question was raised by VP student life and birthday boy Kayode Fatoba as to how financially accessible the event will be for students. VP finance Adam Potvin replied that tickets will be subsidized as much as possible and that “the goal is to break even,” as it has been for previous concerts hosted by the SFSS.

 

Call for external chair

The SFSS board of directors is placing a call for candidates interested in becoming their new external chair. The hired position would involve acquiring a good knowledge of Robert’s Rules, used to lead weekly board meetings for the remainder of the summer semester. The call-out will be brought to a close on June 19.

To cover the cost of hiring someone as external chair, board has moved to reallocate $900 from the year’s unrestricted surplus of about $3,000. The chair would be paid $75 per meeting. As for the selection of the chair, a group of board members has been tasked with choosing an appropriate candidate whereupon the decision will be brought to board and put to a vote.

 

Financial plan presentation

Potvin presented his financial plan for his term to board for preliminary discussion. His plans include filling the restricted surplus to $1.2 million, increasing the 2014-2015 operating budget by $120,000, repaying the space expansion fund the $2.44 million debt from the general fund that is owed from years of Highland Pub deficits, and giving the Student Union Building $2.22 million more than originally planned.

He hopes to accomplish this by using the repaid space expansion money for Build SFU, as well as some of the money made from the pending sale of the MBC to SFU — $650,000 of what is expected to be $3 million — to add to the operating budget and restricted surplus.

Potvin also brought up the idea of reducing the space expansion student levy, saying that as it stands, the SFSS is amassing $400,000 more than necessary each semester.