Who killed McFogg?

By: Thievius Raccoonus The search for McFogg has finally ended. After years of wondering what happened to our beloved Scottish mascot, the dog has finally...

SFUtile Facts

By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Kaja Antic, Sports Writer Questions What did staff find in the SFU Reflecting Pond when they...

Pictionary with Stix the Burnt-Out Candle

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer In his free time, to decompress for the capitalist machine, our favourite comic protagonist Stix the Burnt Out Candle likes...

Trump loses historic match of geopolitical chess

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Editor’s note: This article is rated “CIR” for Chess and International Relations enthusiasts. May contain references to your favourite...

Introducing SFU faculty Pokémon cards

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Did you know, raccoons aren’t the only critters roaming campus? Here are some of the Pokémon you will face...

Lotería: SFU edition

By: Daniel Salcedo Rubio, Features Editor SFU’s new pre-convocation event was honestly . . . not bad. There were the usual finger food and photo...

“I fucking quit,” announces Mr. Monopoly

By: Sofia Chassomeris, Interdimensional-Space Traveller Editor’s note: The Pawn obtained this letter via time travel through a portal gun we discovered in our games closet. Dear...

Dismantlers of SFU — The Red Leafs’ Catan

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer In a stuffy boardroom on SFU’s Burnaby campus, our most esteemed president Joy Johnson listened to interns pitch new...

Trump bans Go Fish

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer Since taking office in January, US President Donald Trump has passed a slew of executive orders. While some have generated...

TRANSCRIPT: Survivor of a first-date Cards Against Humanity game testifies in court

By: Mason Mattu, Court Reporter In an empty broken-down 143 Burquitlam Station bus at the upper bus loop, SFU FASS student Halley Cringer was having...