The recollections of an SFU Boomer

By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...

Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...

Professor shocked that students do not have the textbook mentioned in the syllabus emailed the night before class

Written by Paige Riding, Humour Editor As Dr. Galicken’s PSYC 392 course started this week, he was infuriated to see half of the Zoom call...

MISSING DOG: Last seen in the labyrinth of SFU’s website

Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer VANCOUVER, BC — A dog has been reported missing as of July 12. Spot, age two, was last seen...

SFU announces new album, drops single “Petter Weather”

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer, and Paige Riding, News Writer After four years of hard work on the SUB, SFU is releasing their first album...

I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....

A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...

SFU Mail claims to “contain multitudes” after sending students two copies of every Canvas email

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor In response to campus-wide buzz about constant duplicate emails from SFU courses, the university’s mail client has publicly declared...

“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog

By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate  Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been...

“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm,” man coos at decorative candles

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor “People are always criticizing me for buying things I don’t need,” says Sean. “But it’s not about whether I...