SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

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By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...
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Pets unionize, annoyed with owners using them as compensation for a lack of online personality

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By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Vancouver, BC — Following an influx of complaints from household pets regarding inaccurate quoting for captions on Instagram, zero compensation...
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The best places to isolate at SFU

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By: Nathan Tok, Peak Associate Are you an SFU student without the heart to go long-distance with your partner, the university? Need a place to...
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Canadian government announces 2021 stimulus of a $10 Steam card and some foil balloons

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By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer The Canadian government held a press event today to discuss their new 2021 COVID-19 relief effort. A representative announced that...
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“I can’t wait for this year to end!” says student who thinks the pandemic will randomly stop because of an arbitrary date

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate In a few brief weeks, it will be 2021, and we all know what that means. The minute the clock...
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“I understand these are trying times,” says the professor making the times trying

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate Subject Line: Paper now due Tuesday From: [email protected] To: AHH 101 (All Sections) Date: November 5, 3:33 a.m. Students,  Many of you have asked for...
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The case of the missing EIC

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By: Paige Riding and Sara Wong It was a dark and stormy night . . . no, no clichés here. This is just a public...
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An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
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What happens if the “Local Women in Your Area!” actually find you?

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By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate Would you spend a devastating seven more bucks a month on a new streaming service for a show unavailable on...
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Fiancés upset they can’t hold big wedding that would have ended in divorce six months later

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SURREY, BC — After moving out from the rock they were living under, a couple is devastated to learn that...
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